The Bail Jumpers [Rock / Blues, 4 piece]

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Despite the attentions of the Tax Office and the Serious Fraud Squad, the bail jumpers continue to inflict their unique brand of 'musical entertainment' on the public, their reputation spreading across the West Country like galloping herpes. Laughing off all attempts to either civilise or educate them they still rely on alcohol and fart gags to get through the night, occasionally bursting into vaguely recognisable songs, they bring their own brand of lunacy to your venue.

These guys can murder any artist's songs with pleasure:

The Bail Jumpers are:

Mr Seamore Bush - Guitar (ex Notch dissonance, 4 Minutes to rise)

Wanted for riding a bicycle without lights, using a public lavatory without paying and stealing his brother's sweets

Lurch (Ex Adams family, backing vocals farting) - Bass guitar cut and shut specialist has been seen on the reality TV series Ride my Pimp currently wanted for impersonating a musician!

The Milky bar kid (Booster, Ex El-Cojones) - Drums, and convicted Clothesline commando.

Slippery Dick Scratcher (singer, sex god, living legend, Male model, international playboy and big time bullsh*ter) - Vocals, tambourine, jemba drum and triangle

A rock and blues covers band whose songs and influences are by Bad Company, Free, Rose Tattoo, Clapton, Monkees, Hendrix, Black Sabbath, AC/DC, Jack Daniels, Whisky, scrumpy, dirty women, sheep, Burgers, WOMEN IN SENSIBLE SHOES, PEOPLE IN DAFT WIGS.

Out FOR FUN - RING US!

Please buy us beer!

Previous Artist of the Week on Lemonrock.

Band Contact Details

Band name	The Bail Jumpers
Based in	Exeter, Devon
Tel	07831 849233
Web	http://www.wheresallthedirtywomen.com
Email	bluessinger69@aol.com
Send Enquiry	Name: dick scratcher
Info	Available for weddings, private parties, corporate events. Own PA.

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