Despite the attentions of the Tax Office and the Serious Fraud Squad, the bail jumpers continue to inflict their unique brand of 'musical entertainment' on the public, their reputation spreading across the West Country like galloping herpes. Laughing off all attempts to either civilise or educate them they still rely on alcohol and fart gags to get through the night, occasionally bursting into vaguely recognisable songs they bring their own brand of lunacy to your venue.These guys can murder any artist's songs with pleasure;The Bail Jumpers areMr Seamore Bush Guitar (ex Notch dissonance currently 4 Minutes to rise)Wanted for riding a bicycle without lights, using a public lavatory without paying and stealing his brother's sweetsInspector Muff (Ex Johnstons Blues Explosion , liney magin , mighty camel toe backing vocals farting)Bass guitar cut and shut specialist has been seen on the reality TV series Ride my Pimp currently wanted for impersonating a musician!Johnny stink finger (goliath and ex bulletproof, EX el-cojones)Drums, wife's tanning lotion (please ask) and convictedClothesline commando.Slippery dick scratcher (singer, sex god, living legend,Male model, international playboy and big time bullshiter)Vocals, tambourine, jemmba drum and triangle,Dick Bone saxophone (Ex-Simmertones ), The Brains behind the outfit. Wanted by jealous husbands and Boyfriends everywhere (as a sax players he can breathe through his ears) Dick Bone is the guv'nor in the band wanted across 5 continents for crimes such as insulting traffic wardens, scratching his balls in church and braking wind in an elevator (there's a song there somewhere)a rock and blues covers band who's songs and influences are by Bad Co,free,kings of leon,rose tattoo,Clapton,Monkees,Hendrix ,black Sabbath ac/dc,,Jack Daniels,Whisky,scrumpy,dirty women ,sheep,Burgers,WOMEN IN SENSIBLE SHOES,PEOPLE IN DAFT WIGSOut FOR FUN RING US!Please buy us beer!.
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