Brian Damage & Krysstal [Music / Comedy, Duo]
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Brian Damage & Krysstal
An album of semi musical ditties written and deformed to the least of their debilities by Brian Damage and Krysstal (Vicky de Lacy) for no reason other than to satisfy their own egos and bank balances and to finance future goals in the avoidance of proper jobs
Available online - wherever Brian & Krysstal appear OR from Rare Birds Productions,
or with PayPal
As we all know, smoking is VERY good for you... especially if you collect the coupons. This song illustrates that inside every silver cloud.... there is indeed a dark brown lining.
2. Hotel Torresmolinos
Brits abroad... conjures up a picture doesn't it? We Brits have an image to maintain in Europe and we feel that in some small way, this song helps to point out some small improvements that could be made.
Every now and then a word comes along that just begs to be made into a song Inspired by Brat & Pret, two chatroom hostesses without whom the word "buttplug" would have remained a mystery in the annals of our minds.
4. Half as Nice
We can't help feeling that this song may have cost William Hague the last election not to mention the fact that he's a bit of a .... We're quite proud of it actually.
5. Grey Haired Medley
After years of playing in bands like this is it any wonder that Brian turned in desperation to the Comedy Circuit?
6. Hannibal the Cannibal
A bloody good song dedicated to vegetarians everywhere.... I wonder if veggies taste different?
7. Elephant Shite
We did some gigs in South Africa recently everybody we met said "you MUST go to the Kruger National Park!" You'll see leopards, crocodiles, snakes, spiders, hippos, giraffes, elephants. They said "Don't forget, the lions just LOVE to be stroked while they're eating" Sadly, we didn't see any lions, leopards, crocodiles or any of the others.... all we saw was....
8. The Penis Song
Stand up comedy is a golden opportunity for anyone who has anything of any relevance to say on any topic under the sun, to get up in front of a group of people and spout off about it. So why oh why do we still spout off about our spouts? Well, we've managed to keep it reasonably clean so far....
9. I'm F**ked
OK so we gave up.... it's all downhill from here.
10. Bunch of C*nts
Dedicated to audiences everywhere who fail to see that to enjoy comedy.... it helps if you listen!
11. Knock Knock
Brian attempts to help Krysstal hone her comedic skills...
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